Dumb Crook News

Norristown, Pennsylvania- Howard "Wing Ding" Jones' attorney is trying to get his bail reduced from 150,000 dollars to a lower amount his client can manage. Attorney is arguing with Judge, asserting that his client is "not" at risk for flight, which is why the bail is so high. At this very moment Wing Ding Jones jumps up and runs out of the courthouse. He was captured an hour later by police and brought back to court where the judge promptly upped the bail to 500,000 dollars.

Forsyth County, Georgia- A local man threw a brick through clothing store window and grabed around 600 dollars worth of designer shirts. Unbeknownst to the would be robber next door is a Jujitsu training center, where several off duty police officers where finishing their daily classes and coming out. Naturally the suspect was in custody in a matter of seconds. After being hand cuffed the suspect looks at officers and says, " Damn that was stupid".

London, England- Suspect had shoplifted some items a few weeks before in a store in downtown london. He went back today and was applying for a job when the store manager recognized him as the shoplifter. When the manager confronted the man, the suspect fled out the door, but not before grabbing two boxes of beer on his way out. He was quickly located and arrested while enjoying the "free" beer.

Newberry, South Carolina- Man spray paints his face to conceal his identity outside of a convenience store. He then proceeds into the store and at gun point hold customers and employees up until they give him the m oney, wallets and jewelery. As he runs out he has trouble breathing and collapsing. He dies a short time later due to complications of airway problems cause by the spray paint.

Columbia University- School officials became suspicious after a student started paying the very large tuition payments for law school in cash. They called authorities and this led to an investigation and arrest of the student after determining the student was making the money through a cocaine smuggling ring.